Hey Puke! Yeah, I'm talkin' to you. What are you doin' on my webpage?
Oh, you're here to purchase the first and only alternative, wakeboarding graphic novel? But you're not convinced it's worth your money yet? Dag nabbit, I aughtta tan yer hide.
But... I suppose a lil sneak peek couldn't hurt. How 'bout you click the "About" page? Do it you sissy! And don't forget to subscribe yer email address.